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Name: Justin
Country: United States
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Birthday: 12/20/1984
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Saturday, August 26, 2006

I got a new corkscrew yesterday. It's the best corkscrew in the world. So I had that corkscrew situation taken care of, then I got fired for the first time ever. So I think I'm gonna be a sommelier now. We'll see how that goes.


Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Currently Reading
The New Sotheby's Wine Encyclopedia, Fourth Edition
By Tom Stevenson
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Holy shit. My computer works.

I am a lucky duck.

The total value of all my posessions is roughly nine thousand dollars. That's a math lession for you.



Thursday, July 20, 2006

Currently Listening
Push the Button
By The Chemical Brothers
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- The Boxer

 

So I changed a flat tire for the first time yesterday. That is to say, I tried to change my tire, and a towtruck guy towed me to a parking lot and then politely showed me how I wasn't following the instructions and could have done it by myself. He didn't charge me anything. He had a picture of his son on the console of his truck, and nine CB radios. Nice guy.

I would like money now. I want money to buy my computer. Emily already has her new computer and it makes me mildly sad to have no computer. I mean, I paid off the loan I took out to buy my first powerbook, but fiscal responsibility is only so much fun. On that note, I am still not fiscally responsible. But whatever. Emily and I had dinner at Bistro Moderne last Saturday. We drank this:

I still know very little about wine, but I'm getting really good at pretending like I do. Also, warm amaretto in a snifter tastes so good it could bring peace to the Middle East. I'm never drinking it on the rocks again.

I found this morbid little gem on the Fox News Facebook Profile:

"For men, HIV/AIDS is spread most commonly by having unprotected sex with an infected male partner.
a. True
 (53%)
b. False
 (47%)

If you answered "True" then start your weekend now! In the United States, HIV and AIDS have taken a heavy toll among men who have sex with men. In 2004, the largest estimated proportion of HIV/AIDS diagnoses for men were for men who have sex with men (65%)."

Oh Fox News, you crazy!

Also worth noting, the giant "HAVE YOU PRAYED FOR OUR TROOPS TODAY?" billboard has been replaced with this:

They walk among us. Let's go crazy here: Dinosaurs and machineguns! Poof:

Have a nice day.

 


Sunday, July 16, 2006

Currently Listening
Tenacious D
By Tenacious D
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I'm at the Hotel Derek and I can't sleep. It's the prettiest insomnia I've ever had. Emily and I will have a semipermanent residence soon. Until then, I can deal with Derek's granola with figs every morning.

Don't get me started on Ouisie's Proscuitto wrapped figs, or the jews.

Justin out



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